HollandMG Grim Hurry and Get A Bucket of Water

Grimn It! (Dashes to go get one and comes back with a bucket full of water)OK HEre You GO!

Holland:Alright Now GO Get A Rag!

Grimh Alright!(Dashes to get a rag and brings it back to holland)Ok now What?!

Holland:Now!.........i wash my shoes, their very dirty.

Grim:.........

Holland:......What?

Grim:.......

Holland:Well they are.

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Grandpa Holland: If I told you kids once Ive told you a thousand times. If you step on my lawn again Im going to chuck rocks at yas

Young kid: Screw You Old Man

Grandpa Holland:Thats it(Chucks rock at kid knocking him uncousious....or dead)

XDDDDDDDD I love you.

Holland:Hey grim?

Grim:Yeah?

Holland:Whats love?

Grim:*sigh* I guess nows a time then ever. (Holland sits on Grims lap....no yaoi)See young holland love is....well how i met my girl.....love is like a high school party

Holland(Eyes glittering) Yes

Grim:Yes a high school party. You go in as just friends and then you start drinking and having fun.

Holland(More Eager) Yeah!

Grim:As the party settles your both drunk as hell and you go into the other room. You relize theres no protection but shes not worried. Yeah have a great night.

Holland(Overjoyed) Really?

Grim:Yes little one but soon weeks pass and you finally get the call that will change your life forevr. Shes now pregenet and you freak out and she does to.

Holland:What?

Grim:Now your options are tell your family or your friends or outside source for information like the internet. Of cousre you choose the outside source and now she has a abortion and now shes miserable about the desicion but thats just how white girls work. They get pregent and then they cheat a child out of a life and their chance to experience love.....now do you understand holland?

Holland......yeah....yeah i think i do

Grim:Thats my boy now go run along outside and go play in traffic. Grims got to get ready to experience more love

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Grandpa Holland: If I told you kids once Ive told you a thousand times. If you step on my lawn again Im going to chuck rocks at yas

Young kid: Screw You Old Man

Grandpa Holland:Thats it(Chucks rock at kid knocking him uncousious....or dead)

XD T-thats terrible. but so true.

Holland:Yeah the worst part is I would never know love....i never got invited.......damn

Grim:Yeah Ive been needed to talk to you about that

Holland:What?

Grim:Ummmmm......Im having a high school party here tonight

Hollandude! Your like 20?! WTF

Grim: Yeah but im like a cool 20-year old

Holland:.......if you need me ill be in the garage playing with my ninja sword

Grim:.....oohhh...Ive been needing to talk to you about that. Your kinda creeping out our friends when you do that......im going to ask you to not do that....i need to keep my rep if i want to take suzie to the prom and maria to the snowball....

Holland(Sighs and walks away and locks self in garage)

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Grandpa Holland: If I told you kids once Ive told you a thousand times. If you step on my lawn again Im going to chuck rocks at yas

Young kid: Screw You Old Man

Grandpa Holland:Thats it(Chucks rock at kid knocking him uncousious....or dead)

you can still hang out with high school kids when your 20...sometimes... >o> I think....<o<

Holland: Why? do you hang out with high school kids even though your 20?

Grim:Im going trick or treating with Suzie Hotbody.

Holland:Mother F@#$er

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Grandpa Holland: If I told you kids once Ive told you a thousand times. If you step on my lawn again Im going to chuck rocks at yas

Young kid: Screw You Old Man

Grandpa Holland:Thats it(Chucks rock at kid knocking him uncousious....or dead)

well it's more my sister's friends I guess. __o__
And there not that much younger than me.

Holland: Oh......well i hang out with my older bros friends as well but I think Im older than them? Anyway. Suzie Wantshotbods? Are you f@#$ing kidding me. You know I made her a picture of me giving her candy and telling her I think shes the most beautiful girl and she burned it in front of me and some how shes going out with you? WTF Grim?

Grim: (Fixing suit) I guess im just better than you

Holland*Whimper* (Defeated)

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Grandpa Holland: If I told you kids once Ive told you a thousand times. If you step on my lawn again Im going to chuck rocks at yas

Young kid: Screw You Old Man

Grandpa Holland:Thats it(Chucks rock at kid knocking him uncousious....or dead)